If I know one thing about people, it’s that no matter what items we have on hand – from pudding to peas to ping pong – we will find a way to put them in some sort of gun and subsequently shoot it. The invention of ping pong guns was only a matter of time. African farmers use chili-filled ping pong balls to keep stampeding elephants away, and it should come as no surprise that the NRA (National Rifle Association) also have military grade ping pong weapons (weapongs?) that have enough force to keep, well, pretty much anything away. Please don’t bring these to any Uberpong events – we want to survive them all.